Class Action Down South
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Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"
 
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
 
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries2 with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
 
"Sure is, Bubba."
 
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
 
"Yep."
 
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"
 
"That's right," said the lawyer."
 
"But why are you asking?"
 
"Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin1 I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I'd been hanging out with?" on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic young preacher raised himself to full height, leaned over the pulpit and boomed, "Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have committed adultery, may your tongue cleave3 to the woof of your mouf!"


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1 kin 22Zxv     
n.家族,親屬,血緣關系;adj.親屬關系的,同類的
參考例句:
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的親戚家里去了。
2 arteries 821b60db0d5e4edc87fdf5fc263ba3f5     
n.動脈( artery的名詞復數 );干線,要道
參考例句:
  • Even grafting new blood vessels in place of the diseased coronary arteries has been tried. 甚至移植新血管代替不健康的冠狀動脈的方法都已經試過。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
  • This is the place where the three main arteries of West London traffic met. 這就是倫敦西部三條主要交通干線的交匯處。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
3 cleave iqJzf     
v.(clave;cleaved)粘著,粘住;堅持;依戀
參考例句:
  • It examines how the decision to quit gold or to cleave to it affected trade policies.論文分析了放棄或堅持金本位是如何影響貿易政策的。
  • Those who cleave to the latter view include many conservative American politicians.堅持后一種觀點的大多是美國的保守派政客。
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